a whole pile of new flirts (and one new trout) from rjk

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index d2c9f8e8dc4c61f3251f3592fefad541e4413f55..139ebd7a40c3ee555be5f3952c65c19da6c0e9e5 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@ turns down the house lights for %s
 invites %s up to see its iPad
 can't wait to unbox %s
 dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians
 invites %s up to see its iPad
 can't wait to unbox %s
 dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians

-blows %s' vuvuzela
+blows %s's vuvuzela

 wonders if %s is multi-touch
 takes photos of %s draped over a sports car
 tips its hat to %s
 wonders if %s is multi-touch
 takes photos of %s draped over a sports car
 tips its hat to %s


@@ -87,3 +87,12 @@ wears sexy underwear just for %s
 is never gonna give %s up
 wants to FaceTime %s
 spies on %s through their webcam
 is never gonna give %s up
 wants to FaceTime %s
 spies on %s through their webcam

+dyes its hair for %s
+newgroups alt.fan.%s
+tattoos %s's name on its bottom
+makes a backup copy of %s
+throws itself at %s's feet
+gets its tits out for %s
+buys %s a nice dress
+buys %s a revealing dress
+

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 8d6d304741d99e14dd6633f343a4460fc3affa20..5480afb552bf7a415339d2181a89b9757879a73d 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -210,3 +210,4 @@ reads the Eye of Argon to %s
 traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs
 pops a cap in %s's ass
 spies on %s through their webcam
 traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs
 pops a cap in %s's ass
 spies on %s through their webcam

+sets flying monkeys on %s