new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index fd7559b2e8c254c8f1509e9db1e12ac78f3bd13f..5ce1fc82f902149957a7e343c1735f47654f6980 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -195,3 +195,4 @@ carves a statue of %s
 changes %s's SMS alert to an erotic moan
 reveals the code to its safe to %s
 works on being more classy around %s
+shines %s's buttons

diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index 3e2831a3e095be0dd12ada3aa0fa73c4a49b295e..ac67a4e2a28a1251e5752b3d8f873def4adb32ee 100644 (file)
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -83,3 +83,4 @@ sends %s and %s to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat
 notes %s and %s pushing the newly-amended boundaries of the Obscene Publications Act
 complains to the Daily Mail about the disgusting things %s and %s get up to (and suggests they publish the pictures)
 watches %s and %s naked-shorting
+thinks %s and %s would look good together on a bicycle made for two

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 1df583d8d76958009df7fee92cc4311767c2480a..7b4f37ae4adb398959df325c3956eea8f54b2fc5 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -346,3 +346,11 @@ turns %s into a newt
 signs %s up for bulk fish delivery
 picks %s's low-hanging fruit
 installs Rick Santorum in %s's bedroom
+makes it known that the prime minister has "full confidence" in %s
+collides a large haddock with %s
+attacks %s with a banana
+scraps %s
+rackmounts %s
+assaults %s with Margaret Thatcher's handbag
+LARTs %s
+bustitutes %s