new trouts from rejs

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index ec630a5e001ecae7f6908a5330563982f4ea3be2..b6fc1e7a0f37554a06231530550808bbb70b3759 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -756,3 +756,18 @@ recommends replacing %s's head
 mistakenly staples a faked-up OCSP unavailability response to %s's nose
 vents %s's spleen
 corrugates %s
 mistakenly staples a faked-up OCSP unavailability response to %s's nose
 vents %s's spleen
 corrugates %s

+assaults %s with an organic carrot
+fills %s's NNTP server with fake news
+decides %s deserves an "alternative flirt"
+approves use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of %s
+debases %s
+papers over %s
+resolves to visit %s in the middle of the night dressed as Noseybonk
+considers %s less interesting than the rear end of a Volvo
+forces %s to shake hands with Donald Trump
+hashes %s
+threatens %s with a trout-replacement bus service
+has %s keelhauled
+makes %s pick oakum
+forces %s to work with the DUP
+slaps %s around a bit with U+1F40B