trouts and flirts from rejs

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 9dba32e6dc9d9cfc75ef5a69249f3cff995128c5..e8a78c5b8db31249d55321c665a3e7533ef0cd12 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -185,3 +185,8 @@ wonders if %s wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
 hopes that %s will gets its message in a bottle
 wonders how much %s charges for a good hard shag
 puts a red light outside its house in the hope of attracting %s
 hopes that %s will gets its message in a bottle
 wonders how much %s charges for a good hard shag
 puts a red light outside its house in the hope of attracting %s

+wants %s's babies
+affectionately nibbles %s
+adds leap-seconds in order to spend more time with %s
+makes %s's world
+wonders what flavour condom to buy for %s

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 3401819b519baaa92d0c9d4805db73663fa00193..d55ff43f6ad7dcd5d7c5efd06a8419eb82e7d29d 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -336,3 +336,10 @@ sings the Free Software Song to %s
 immerses %s in Coca Cola
 presents %s with half a mouse
 blames %s for the latest trout
 immerses %s in Coca Cola
 presents %s with half a mouse
 blames %s for the latest trout

+arranges for %s to be devoured in the night by gerbils
+flattens %s
+bites %s
+nationalises %s
+renormalises %s
+accuses %s of witchcraft
+turns %s into a newt