some trouts/flirts/slashes I found in scrollback

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index b90986c68f97bd93cbb76d1eb45be130e57a9da0..744467eedfde62281295fd5899a30ce3e4722608 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -70,3 +70,5 @@ writes flirts just for %s
 thinks %s is the new hotness
 imagines %s in a sailor outfit
 would like to cause earthquakes with %s
+creates an "I bet we can get a million people who fancy %s" group on Facebook
+becomes a fan of %s

diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index 76082afdcec4330939bb10f3861e16cada853817..992aa77ea2cc8a228d0f9f73eb4d8e92035f39a2 100644 (file)
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -33,3 +33,4 @@ threatens to expose %s and %s's illicit affair if they don't pay up
 lends %s and %s a copy of the "Kama Sutra"
 shows drawings of %s naked to %s
 wonders if %s would be %s's deputy prime minister
+wonders when %s and %s will update their relationship status

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index a860b86013bea3e3b02e193ebd6d04ec7250f964..5c599f2d93711941fad61fb4096aa13f34607f8f 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -202,3 +202,5 @@ flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash
 buggers a weasel with %s
 posts %s a bobcat
 disestablishes %s
+sets %s on fire
+creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook