new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rjk

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 0b4b58d60532992c4c32e995aaeaf6c8c8eb297f..f08dea2830ee2a7bfb8112c55efacd369f915e20 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -106,3 +106,9 @@ buys a telephoto lens just to take pictures of %s
 offers %s some Madeira
 offers %s a fork
 gives %s a thumbs-up
+goes speed-dating with a dozen clones of %s
+writes a webcomic about the adventures of %s
+dresses up as Batman for %s
+club mammoth for %s.  Ug!
+sexts %s
+defeats all of %s's evil exes

diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index 742f79001f9c449292b709c56c43832fb2a7802b..aaf2f738db97c06ce4d4d14f0480a73128de824d 100644 (file)
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -37,3 +37,7 @@ wonders when %s and %s will update their relationship status
 thinks %s and %s are almost as good together as Cameron and Clegg
 glues %s to %s
 watches %s and %s doing things that the IWF would try and ban
+tricks %s into sleeping in %s's bed
+casts %s and %s in Romeo And Juliet And Monster Trucks
+fakes love letters between %s and %s
+bubblewraps %s and invites %s to start popping

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 2efaef17ebc9212969c56fb456aeac84ca7475a0..c660a00c7b4c98412f3f6317ea47f91b4ee1e9b4 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -226,3 +226,10 @@ covers %s in Marmite and waits for the lawyers
 punctures %s's balloon
 sends %s a copy of Julian Assange's hair styling tips
 makes a two-fingered gesture at %s
+downgrades %s
+shops %s to the Coalition For Neural Purity
+cleans the toilets with %s
+slurps %s's brains out through their nose
+glues %s's ears together
+nails %s's beak to the bar
+puts lizards in %s's bed