new trouts from rejs

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index f002a00bd5fffc89a8f7f46a8406e7281c99e98e..002717e4db78b54029656eeb3e02177e2f807ce5 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -674,3 +674,15 @@ notes that %s almost makes XML look good
 breaks up %s's favourite band
 does that thing %s hates
 replaces %s with the phrase 'fart fart fart'
 breaks up %s's favourite band
 does that thing %s hates
 replaces %s with the phrase 'fart fart fart'

+outsources trouting %s to Capita
+laminates %s
+sends %s to trout camp
+thinks %s's website is best viewed in lynx
+migrates %s's broadband to TalkTalk
+blames %s for the next trout
+spaghettifies %s
+changes %s's phone number to an illegal prime number
+assaults %s with a double bass
+assaults %s with a single bass
+"peacefully liberates" %s
+shears %s