new trouts from rejs

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 34b2416b5663ed502ea3bc9bae14250887b07cce..6e1194a0a373b19cbd99e05da507fe70637707a3 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -808,3 +808,13 @@ sets %s's snails on fire
 drops the Tsar Bomba on %s
 repeatedly emails %s about its Troutcoin ICO
 thwaps %s with IWJ's five-mile-long trout of deprecation
+offers %s support via an award-winning ITSM implementation
+forces %s to download its new trout app
+refactors %s's head
+censors %s's cake
+repeatedly violates the First Law of Robotics where %s is concerned
+sets up a virtual private trout for %s
+moves %s aside and applies gzip -9
+uuencodes %s
+trees %s
+sticks %s's genitals in a wasp nest