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new trouts from rejs
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Matthew Vernon
<matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Mon, 2 Dec 2013 22:24:42 +0000
(22:24 +0000)
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Matthew Vernon
<matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Mon, 2 Dec 2013 22:24:42 +0000
(22:24 +0000)
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discovers that %s cannot be repaired using common workshop tools
decides that %s's genitalia would not be much use as a trout
cleans %s's clock
asks %s to quit their jibber-jabber
decides that %s's genitalia would not be much use as a trout
cleans %s's clock
asks %s to quit their jibber-jabber
+sets %s's sticky bit
+eats %s
+drives round in a van telling %s to go home
+darns %s
+refers the castration of %s with a bread-knife to the ethics committee, then ignores their verdict
+thinks %s couldn't fool Baldrick
+believes %s is only half witty
+replaces the GUI on %s's smartphone with a CLI
+changes %s's password to "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"