new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 3e0699a06abcecc5a5271985b0e33b386cfec16a..7d699641d6119b2d03a00df78c7b05e067a7ce15 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -225,3 +225,10 @@ dyes %s pink
 buys %s a pony
 scans all %s's ports
 gets drunk to cope with %s's absence
+founds a monarchy in order to renounce its throne for %s
+wants to touch %s's base
+paints %s purple
+touches %s's bum
+wants to ring %s's bell
+gives %s a kitten
+dedicates a sonata to %s

diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index 6f2e6d33ba1a6e576fa614f67e538de5eed7cd84..ec867f7cf46ab8ec080775378e72df99e6c8e89c 100644 (file)
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -92,3 +92,4 @@ legalizes gay marriage just for %s and %s
 thinks %s should become %s's Mr Darcy
 thinks %s should ACK %s's SYN request
 thinks %s/%s is cuter than several sorts of pony
+employs some troubadors to sing of %s and %s throughout the land

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index c722f5d7bc0844bcd54189b8feee8d7445b0cd7c..5c4ed49d335367f0f2ab1d605f1a618a655b31fc 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -397,3 +397,10 @@ sets blue meanies on %s
 clamps down on %s
 rot13s one of %s's files
 gives %s an opportunity to test their backups
+dumps a giant metal gorilla in %s's garden
+sticks %s in a centrifuge
+shuts %s's fingers in a door to see if it hurts
+paints %s purple
+scans %s and shreds the original
+nails %s's head to the floor
+produces an expensive Hollywood remake of %s