new trouts from rejs

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 753060ce1c042bac7202d9a8820c79d86dbc755e..29095ce7724f441e6f271158ee7fb0b8713408e3 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -533,3 +533,15 @@ threatens to make the sky fall on %s's head
 wonders how many ships %s's face would sink
 calls %s a melon-farmer
 puts a Tesco Value Burger in %s's bed
 wonders how many ships %s's face would sink
 calls %s a melon-farmer
 puts a Tesco Value Burger in %s's bed

+considers %s right but repulsive
+kicks %s's ass
+reads the comments to %s
+undefines %s
+pixelates %s
+puts a tarantula in %s's bath
+invites the Blame Cube to %s's party
+dusts %s
+installs Windows Vista on %s's computer
+installs Windows ME on %s's computer
+taxes %s
+throws a triangular flapjack at %s