new trout and flirts from rjk

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index a8da4c9d28526ec213eb7f22eacea9c335f6e59f..8e52595dd686cc974b2239cd2d4af1966c9152e9 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -131,3 +131,5 @@ checks out %s's arse
 shoots Ronald Reagan to impress %s
 carves %s's name into its case
 makes billions of software copies of %s to practice seducing them
 shoots Ronald Reagan to impress %s
 carves %s's name into its case
 makes billions of software copies of %s to practice seducing them

+fights trolls for %s
+swims the Hellespont for %s

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index c51d074fd9327ff4fb265ae41c8eb293016c82e6..240729aed8139011973cd139325e497cd49c68d0 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -263,3 +263,4 @@ steals %s's vital bodily fluids
 hides a bomb in %s's cornflakes
 replaces %s's files with zalgo
 corrupts %s's DNA
 hides a bomb in %s's cornflakes
 replaces %s's files with zalgo
 corrupts %s's DNA

+lies in wait for %s with a taser, some rubber tubing and a hacksaw