new trouts from rejs

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 9c92840ee292c7ee89ac2376a405ad64a0d2114c..813fc8f35f41de60a0105e5cc4d11973387653cd 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -508,3 +508,20 @@ clobbers %s
 thinks %s is only good enough to play for Accrington Stanley
 distributes poisson in %s's direction
 poisons %s
+requests that some friendly bombs fall on %s
+prunes %s
+sends all %s's packets via Royal Mail
+tortures %s then bills them for information retrieval
+quietly converts %s into a number
+thinks %s should take up Russian roulette
+removes from %s's computer all the interfaces that Apple now consider obsolete
+shrink-wraps %s
+sends %s to a shrink
+shaves %s
+volunteers %s for a position as gladiator at the Colosseum
+freezes %s in carbonite
+applies a tramp stamp to %s
+toasts %s
+proves to a UN inspector that %s is "beyond use"
+shortens all %s's URLs
+sends %s on a snipe hunt