new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 6ce7cafe2f0e996354fa95806b8d3596520d8369..fe849d2cbc26528b2f4f4a64a5f64be62b8ab489 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -214,3 +214,25 @@ sets flying monkeys on %s
 drop-kicks %s through the goalposts of life
 throws %s's eye across a crowded room
 proves %s equivalent to the halting problem
+writes '%s' on an ostrakon
+synchronizes %s with /dev/null
+pushes %s into a ditch
+expunges %s
+exiles %s to Siberia
+replaces %s's internet with a 1200 baud modem
+triggers %s's halt and catch fire instruction
+covers %s in toothpaste
+covers %s in Marmite and waits for the lawyers
+punctures %s's balloon
+sends %s a copy of Julian Assange's hair styling tips
+makes a two-fingered gesture at %s
+downgrades %s
+shops %s to the Coalition For Neural Purity
+cleans the toilets with %s
+slurps %s's brains out through their nose
+glues %s's ears together
+nails %s's beak to the bar
+puts lizards in %s's bed
+rebases %s
+sends %s a red nose
+hides a porcupine in %s's bed