new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index b84328785d2a181da55c187252dee67cd15726e4..fe30973b074f2f7fc3c776a686854cadc9c3407b 100644 (file)
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -777,3 +777,19 @@ donates %s's brain to science
 converts %s into paperclips
 hijacks %s's brain for Dogecoin mining
 flattens, circularises and covers %s in cheese
 converts %s into paperclips
 hijacks %s's brain for Dogecoin mining
 flattens, circularises and covers %s in cheese

+throws a cloth over %s's cage
+loses %s
+subjects %s to public inquiry
+buries %s in soft peat for three months
+sends %s a letter ordering them to leave the country ASAP
+threatens to overrule %s
+assaults %s in some inventive manner, then requests feedback on their trouting experience
+proposes the motion "This channel has no confidence in %s"
+chains %s to a block
+caches %s's thumbnails
+drops six kilotonnes of Marmite on %s
+cocks a snook at %s
+melts %s down
+deletes %s's microbiome
+sasses %s
+steals %s's mojo