new trout from Senji

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -459,3 +459,26 @@ confounds %s's politics
 indents %s
 disperses %s
 smashes %s's best china
+awards %s the wooden spoon
+pops up and insists %s accept its cookies
+glues %s to the ceiling
+refills all %s's pens with green ink
+puts %s into Room 101
+attacks %s with a pointed stick
+covers %s in gold paint
+sets TV Licensing on %s
+appends the EICAR test file to all %s's emails
+thinks %s should seek asylum in Ecuador
+thinks %s should seek an asylum in Ecuador
+thinks %s is only good enough to play for Accrington Stanley
+decommissions %s
+brings %s the head of Alfredo Garcia
+sends the Go Compare man to sing at %s
+sets a band of Russian meerkats on %s
+sends %s orienteering with only Apple Maps as a navigation aid
+blacklists %s
+remixes %s into a Youtube sensation
+throws a shoe at %s
+feeds %s to the lampreys
+feeds a surfeit of lampreys to %s
+invites %s to consider the reply given in Arkell vs Pressdram