new flirts from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -241,3 +241,15 @@ feeds %s drugs and waits for the Revolution
 inserts a lemon into %s
 irradiates %s
 exposes %s to ebola
+hollows out %s
+translates all %s's code into BOURNEGOL
+encrypts %s and throws away the key
+posts %s half a giraffe
+buries %s in elephant dung
+'accidentally' steps on %s's toes
+puts laxatives in %s's chocolate
+books %s on a holiday in Fukushima
+rmgroups %s
+compresses %s
+stamps on all %s's toys
+sends %s's phone number to twenty double glazing salespeople