new trouts from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 5480afb552bf7a415339d2181a89b9757879a73d..ed68f35c6f12989c907089abed38514231282dcb 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -211,3 +211,11 @@ traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs
 pops a cap in %s's ass
 spies on %s through their webcam
 sets flying monkeys on %s
+drop-kicks %s through the goalposts of life
+throws %s's eye across a crowded room
+proves %s equivalent to the halting problem
+writes '%s' on an ostrakon
+synchronizes %s with /dev/null
+pushes %s into a ditch
+expunges %s
+exiles %s to Siberia