new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index b8e4b2dc9a06c1ef9a252fcea8beefe03b036ee8..ec630a5e001ecae7f6908a5330563982f4ea3be2 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -751,3 +751,8 @@ places an elephant in %s's room
 accuses %s of violating the rule of tincture
 places %s in its basket of deplorables
 botsplains the topic to %s
+holds %s down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
+recommends replacing %s's head
+mistakenly staples a faked-up OCSP unavailability response to %s's nose
+vents %s's spleen
+corrugates %s