new trout and flirt from Art

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -221,3 +221,34 @@ expunges %s
 exiles %s to Siberia
 replaces %s's internet with a 1200 baud modem
 triggers %s's halt and catch fire instruction
+covers %s in toothpaste
+covers %s in Marmite and waits for the lawyers
+punctures %s's balloon
+sends %s a copy of Julian Assange's hair styling tips
+makes a two-fingered gesture at %s
+downgrades %s
+shops %s to the Coalition For Neural Purity
+cleans the toilets with %s
+slurps %s's brains out through their nose
+glues %s's ears together
+nails %s's beak to the bar
+puts lizards in %s's bed
+rebases %s
+sends %s a red nose
+hides a porcupine in %s's bed
+forces %s to listen to Gaddafi's greatest speeches
+feeds %s drugs and waits for the Revolution
+inserts a lemon into %s
+irradiates %s
+exposes %s to ebola
+hollows out %s
+translates all %s's code into BOURNEGOL
+encrypts %s and throws away the key
+posts %s half a giraffe
+buries %s in elephant dung
+'accidentally' steps on %s's toes
+puts laxatives in %s's chocolate
+books %s on a holiday in Fukushima
+rmgroups %s
+compresses %s
+stamps on all %s's toys