new trout and flirt from Art

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 679973893baef9b5c73b885f21362c35eac8c231..e9900c4157736db494777dc52f0f29e3c534c9a8 100644 (file)
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@@ -243,3 +243,12 @@ irradiates %s
 exposes %s to ebola
 hollows out %s
 translates all %s's code into BOURNEGOL
+encrypts %s and throws away the key
+posts %s half a giraffe
+buries %s in elephant dung
+'accidentally' steps on %s's toes
+puts laxatives in %s's chocolate
+books %s on a holiday in Fukushima
+rmgroups %s
+compresses %s
+stamps on all %s's toys