new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -95,7 +95,6 @@ throws a cat at %s
 kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard
 plays Britney Spears songs at %s
 fills %s's ears with butter
 kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard
 plays Britney Spears songs at %s
 fills %s's ears with butter

-inverts %s

 throws %s to the lions
 sacrifices %s for the greater good
 patents %s's genome
 throws %s to the lions
 sacrifices %s for the greater good
 patents %s's genome


@@ -191,3 +190,25 @@ hits %s with a cockatrice corpse
 sets %s up on a blind date with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand
 gives %s a hard stare
 neuralyzes %s
 sets %s up on a blind date with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand
 gives %s a hard stare
 neuralyzes %s

+press-gangs %s
+feeds %s fugu kimo
+sends %s on an adventure holiday organised by Weyland-Yutani
+thous %s
+puts potato eyes down %s's shirt
+invites the Shame Orb to %s's party
+recommends the closure of airspace downwind of %s
+flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash
+buggers a weasel with %s
+posts %s a bobcat
+disestablishes %s
+sets %s on fire
+creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook
+supplements %s with a fish
+hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger
+blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear
+reads the Eye of Argon to %s
+traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs
+pops a cap in %s's ass
+spies on %s through their webcam
+sets flying monkeys on %s
+drop-kicks %s through the goalposts of life