new trout from Emperor

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 951b1954939fdbc39465d108b2d65f416123d708..e02f9fcb2a73ce7b88d362ee6f40d145fd3c4a7c 100644 (file)
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@@ -661,3 +661,13 @@ nominates %s for seedy depletion
 serves inferior fish to %s
 concretizes %s
 octofurcates %s
+thwaps %s with a SuperFish
+wheelclamps %s
+dumps a statue of Margaret Thatcher on %s's doorstep
+sends %s driving through Argentina in a car with an offensive numberplate
+changes %s's password to 'dQw4w9WgXcQ'
+marks %s "con sordino"
+goes to Buckingham Palace to request that %s be dissolved
+removes %s's head, shoulders, knees, and toes (knees and toes)
+kippers %s
+notes that %s almost makes XML look good