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Merge branch 'master' of /u2/matthewv/bare-repos/irc
[irc.git]
/
trouts
diff --git
a/trouts
b/trouts
index 12ec3d93d89ed96c745964b9392b833cb9edc49f..df91af492dbc27026be12efca683b3739ac9eba7 100644
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--- a/
trouts
+++ b/
trouts
@@
-271,3
+271,12
@@
shops %s to the police
varnishes %s's cake
malfunctions and machine-guns %s to death
disarms %s, and then kills them anyway
varnishes %s's cake
malfunctions and machine-guns %s to death
disarms %s, and then kills them anyway
+forces %s to sit through a week of compliance training
+blames %s
+challenges %s to a duel
+removes %'s atoms
+removes %'s electrons
+sends %s a SIGINT
+sends %s a SIGKILL
+rents %s's skull to a hermit crab
+unleashes 500 bears on %s