correct thinko so we dont load flirst into self.trouts

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -28,7 +28,7 @@ catapults %s over the Atlantic
 replaces %s with a papier mache replica
 attaches an extra three noses to %s
 eviscerates %s with a trowel
-anihilates %s
+annihilates %s
 wonders what God was thinking of when He made %s
 removes %s from the gene pool
 performs a lube-less rectal on %s
@@ -36,7 +36,6 @@ uses %s to practice his orthopedic surgery on
 thinks %s would make excellent road-kill
 plays basketball with %s's head
 drops %s down a deep well
-suggests to %s that suicide would be the honourable thing to do
 covers %s in blancmange
 napalms %s
 finds %s particularly irksome
@@ -44,25 +43,27 @@ feeds %s to his pet dog
 reminds %s that life is not a game of Nethack
 thinks that %s would give a cannibal nausea
 wonders if %s is ever going to become a swan
-drops an anvil on $s from a great height
-disparages $s's mother
-blows raspberries, blackberries and oranges at $s
-would eat $s's brains but can't find them
-thinks $s could do with less coffee
-jumps for joy at the thought of $s
-offers $s a bunch of flowers
-blows kisses at $s
-falls head over heels in love with $s
-stuffs $s into a small box and nails down the lid
-bites $s's ankles
-pulls a moonie at $s
-throws $s a bone
-invites $s to go jump
-invites $s to a party
-throws jelly at $s
-throws $s from the top of the empire state building
-drops a small hydrogen bomb on $s
-curses $s unto the seventh generation
-asks if $s is a man or a mouse
-questions $s's lineage
+drops an anvil on %s from a great height
+disparages %s's mother
+blows raspberries, blackberries and oranges at %s
+would eat %s's brains but can't find them
+thinks %s could do with less coffee
+jumps for joy at the thought of %s
+offers %s a bunch of flowers
+blows kisses at %s
+falls head over heels in love with %s
+stuffs %s into a small box and nails down the lid
+bites %s's ankles
+pulls a moonie at %s
+throws %s a bone
+invites %s to go jump
+invites %s to a party
+throws jelly at %s
+throws %s from the top of the empire state building
+drops a small hydrogen bomb on %s
+curses %s unto the seventh generation
+asks if %s is a man or a mouse
+questions %s's lineage
 accuses %s of being a goth
+creeps up on %s wielding a crush emasculator
+watches %s splashing around in the shallow end of the gene pool