decapitates %s
slaps %s with a wet haddock
plays the xylophone on %s 's kneecaps
-lands a minkie whale on %s
+lands a minke whale on %s
inverts %s
sends %s to Cuba
-searches frantically for %s 's brain
+searches frantically for %s's brain
introduces %s to their antimatter twin
opens a trapdoor under %s
lands a 10 ton weight on %s
catapults %s over the Atlantic
replaces %s with a papier mache replica
attaches an extra three noses to %s
+eviscerates %s with a trowel
+annihilates %s
+wonders what God was thinking of when He made %s
+removes %s from the gene pool
+performs a lube-less rectal on %s
+uses %s to practice his orthopedic surgery on
+thinks %s would make excellent road-kill
+plays basketball with %s's head
+drops %s down a deep well
+covers %s in blancmange
+napalms %s
+finds %s particularly irksome
+feeds %s to his pet dog
+reminds %s that life is not a game of Nethack
+thinks that %s would give a cannibal nausea
+wonders if %s is ever going to become a swan
+drops an anvil on %s from a great height
+disparages %s's mother
+blows raspberries, blackberries and oranges at %s
+would eat %s's brains but can't find them
+thinks %s could do with less coffee
+jumps for joy at the thought of %s
+offers %s a bunch of flowers
+blows kisses at %s
+falls head over heels in love with %s
+stuffs %s into a small box and nails down the lid
+bites %s's ankles
+pulls a moonie at %s
+throws %s a bone
+invites %s to go jump
+invites %s to a party
+throws jelly at %s
+throws %s from the top of the empire state building
+drops a small hydrogen bomb on %s
+curses %s unto the seventh generation
+asks if %s is a man or a mouse
+questions %s's lineage
+accuses %s of being a goth
+creeps up on %s wielding a crush emasculator
+watches %s splashing around in the shallow end of the gene pool
~matthewv / irc.git / blobdiff