trouts and flirts from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index df9a47792c14b3c3506f35d574daf0b723383258..d55ff43f6ad7dcd5d7c5efd06a8419eb82e7d29d 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -330,3 +330,16 @@ steals %s's immune system
 moves %s's home directory to a tmpfs
 uses %s as a scratch monkey
 denies %s three times
+casually pepper-sprays %s
+sticks an orange on %s's head
+sings the Free Software Song to %s
+immerses %s in Coca Cola
+presents %s with half a mouse
+blames %s for the latest trout
+arranges for %s to be devoured in the night by gerbils
+flattens %s
+bites %s
+nationalises %s
+renormalises %s
+accuses %s of witchcraft
+turns %s into a newt