trouts and flirts from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index db21135af197f9cd4d734c8c69b1229fedaad7fa..d55ff43f6ad7dcd5d7c5efd06a8419eb82e7d29d 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -335,3 +335,11 @@ sticks an orange on %s's head
 sings the Free Software Song to %s
 immerses %s in Coca Cola
 presents %s with half a mouse
+blames %s for the latest trout
+arranges for %s to be devoured in the night by gerbils
+flattens %s
+bites %s
+nationalises %s
+renormalises %s
+accuses %s of witchcraft
+turns %s into a newt