Removed suicide trout, following email request to do so

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -4,3 +4,64 @@ sacrifices %s to dark gods.
 bites his thumb at %s.
 replaces %s with a 2-line shell script
 takes off and nukes %s from orbit
+treats %s with the contempt they deserve
+grumbles sonorously at %s
+offers %s a one way ticket to Mars
+decapitates %s
+slaps %s with a wet haddock
+plays the xylophone on %s 's kneecaps
+lands a minke whale on %s
+inverts %s
+sends %s to Cuba
+searches frantically for %s's brain
+introduces %s to their antimatter twin
+opens a trapdoor under %s
+lands a 10 ton weight on %s
+pokes %s with a spoon
+hits %s with a squeaky hammer
+wonders if %s has a return-to-base warranty
+mutters darkly about %s
+thwaps %s unimaginatively
+staples %s to Gordon Brown's nose
+growls at %s
+catapults %s over the Atlantic
+replaces %s with a papier mache replica
+attaches an extra three noses to %s
+eviscerates %s with a trowel
+anihilates %s
+wonders what God was thinking of when He made %s
+removes %s from the gene pool
+performs a lube-less rectal on %s
+uses %s to practice his orthopedic surgery on
+thinks %s would make excellent road-kill
+plays basketball with %s's head
+drops %s down a deep well
+covers %s in blancmange
+napalms %s
+finds %s particularly irksome
+feeds %s to his pet dog
+reminds %s that life is not a game of Nethack
+thinks that %s would give a cannibal nausea
+wonders if %s is ever going to become a swan
+drops an anvil on $s from a great height
+disparages $s's mother
+blows raspberries, blackberries and oranges at $s
+would eat $s's brains but can't find them
+thinks $s could do with less coffee
+jumps for joy at the thought of $s
+offers $s a bunch of flowers
+blows kisses at $s
+falls head over heels in love with $s
+stuffs $s into a small box and nails down the lid
+bites $s's ankles
+pulls a moonie at $s
+throws $s a bone
+invites $s to go jump
+invites $s to a party
+throws jelly at $s
+throws $s from the top of the empire state building
+drops a small hydrogen bomb on $s
+curses $s unto the seventh generation
+asks if $s is a man or a mouse
+questions $s's lineage
+accuses %s of being a goth