decapitates %s
slaps %s with a wet haddock
plays the xylophone on %s 's kneecaps
-lands a minkie whale on %s
+lands a minke whale on %s
inverts %s
sends %s to Cuba
-searches frantically for %s 's brain
+searches frantically for %s's brain
introduces %s to their antimatter twin
opens a trapdoor under %s
lands a 10 ton weight on %s
pokes %s with a spoon
hits %s with a squeaky hammer
wonders if %s has a return-to-base warranty
-mutters darkly
+mutters darkly about %s
thwaps %s unimaginatively
staples %s to Gordon Brown's nose
-growls
+growls at %s
catapults %s over the Atlantic
replaces %s with a papier mache replica
attaches an extra three noses to %s
+eviscerates %s with a trowel
+anihilates %s
+wonders what God was thinking of when He made %s
+removes %s from the gene pool
+performs a lube-less rectal on %s
+uses %s to practice his orthopedic surgery on
+thinks %s would make excellent road-kill
+plays basketball with %s's head
+drops %s down a deep well
+covers %s in blancmange
+napalms %s
+finds %s particularly irksome
+feeds %s to his pet dog
+reminds %s that life is not a game of Nethack
+thinks that %s would give a cannibal nausea
+wonders if %s is ever going to become a swan
+drops an anvil on $s from a great height
+disparages $s's mother
+blows raspberries, blackberries and oranges at $s
+would eat $s's brains but can't find them
+thinks $s could do with less coffee
+jumps for joy at the thought of $s
+offers $s a bunch of flowers
+blows kisses at $s
+falls head over heels in love with $s
+stuffs $s into a small box and nails down the lid
+bites $s's ankles
+pulls a moonie at $s
+throws $s a bone
+invites $s to go jump
+invites $s to a party
+throws jelly at $s
+throws $s from the top of the empire state building
+drops a small hydrogen bomb on $s
+curses $s unto the seventh generation
+asks if $s is a man or a mouse
+questions $s's lineage
+accuses %s of being a goth
~matthewv / irc.git / blobdiff