thinks %s would make excellent road-kill
plays basketball with %s's head
drops %s down a deep well
-suggests to %s that suicide would be the honourable thing to do
covers %s in blancmange
napalms %s
finds %s particularly irksome
throws $s from the top of the empire state building
drops a small hydrogen bomb on $s
curses $s unto the seventh generation
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+asks if $s is a man or a mouse
+questions $s's lineage
+accuses %s of being a goth