new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 4f3db9fb8d0e49ea31520bfd45a8951ac5a7a822..bf2c867834ee8ee6cfd3fd4bee8f5acb29dd057e 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -308,3 +308,28 @@ locks %s in a room with a bottle of whisky and a loaded pistol
 beats %s with a SIGPIPE
 excommunicates %s
 anathematizes %s
+releases woodworm into %s's library
+releases Vashta Nerada into %s's library
+shreds %s then recycles the evidence
+sells %s second-hand. For cash
+curries %s
+grinds %s's bones to make its bread
+airbrushes %s out of history
+replaces %s's files with XML
+tases %s
+munmaps %s
+puts a daily "kill %s" event into its calendar
+slights %s
+destroys the world because it has %s in it
+thinks %s fills a much-needed gap
+attempts to underestimate %s but fails
+circulates a pamphlet traducing %s
+fits up %s for the murder of someone photogenic
+scales %s down
+steals %s's immune system
+moves %s's home directory to a tmpfs
+uses %s as a scratch monkey
+denies %s three times
+casually pepper-sprays %s
+sticks an orange on %s's head
+sings the Free Software Song to %s