new trout from Diziet

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index b8e4b2dc9a06c1ef9a252fcea8beefe03b036ee8..be13ffc093c8a44653ebd999b950b558dc213724 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -751,3 +751,6 @@ places an elephant in %s's room
 accuses %s of violating the rule of tincture
 places %s in its basket of deplorables
 botsplains the topic to %s
+holds %s down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
+recommends replacing %s's head
+mistakenly staples a faked-up OCSP unavailability response to %s's nose