new trouts from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index e7286ebd2803eeae601205b7771c8e902a5f0c35..b6fc1e7a0f37554a06231530550808bbb70b3759 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -753,3 +753,21 @@ places %s in its basket of deplorables
 botsplains the topic to %s
 holds %s down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
 recommends replacing %s's head
+mistakenly staples a faked-up OCSP unavailability response to %s's nose
+vents %s's spleen
+corrugates %s
+assaults %s with an organic carrot
+fills %s's NNTP server with fake news
+decides %s deserves an "alternative flirt"
+approves use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of %s
+debases %s
+papers over %s
+resolves to visit %s in the middle of the night dressed as Noseybonk
+considers %s less interesting than the rear end of a Volvo
+forces %s to shake hands with Donald Trump
+hashes %s
+threatens %s with a trout-replacement bus service
+has %s keelhauled
+makes %s pick oakum
+forces %s to work with the DUP
+slaps %s around a bit with U+1F40B