new trouts from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 7dfb31e1bee986e3f8e99ac0a44fc296e801249a..a949e2f0303527c2f94e3f5b4a2bf2d520fbd3d9 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -690,3 +690,10 @@ attacks %s with a salmon cannon
 outsources %s's brain to #chiark
 apologizes for the inconvenience caused by %s
 operates a %s-free environment, for your comfort and convenience
+tars %s
+requires %s to submit all their requests for trouts through the service desk
+rot13s %s's wibbly bits
+rearranges all the cards in %s's wallet
+forces %s to revoke all their biometrics
+writes an essay entitled "%s Considered Harmful"
+gives %s a five-second head start then releases the hounds