replaces %s's computer's startup chime with Freebird
tests %s for bear-resistance
calls for a referendum on %sexit
+lets loose a kea in %s's office
+dispatches an ambassador to deliver a tun of treasure to %s
+is going to have to visit Billingsgate before it can deal with %s
+slaps %s with a guppy, on the grounds that they're too insignificant to merit a bigger fish
+tests experimentally whether giant squid eat %s
+suspects %s lacks sufficient intelligence to find their way out of a Klein bottle
+replaces all of %s's music with copies of Schubert's quintet in A major for piano and strings
+trout-rolls %s
+hits %s with a frozen trout
+audits %s