new trout from adam

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -625,3 +625,15 @@ fails to exterminate %s, then blames them for moving the goalposts
 causes the Italian government to collapse and makes %s prime minister
 fragments %s
 disqualifies %s from the human race
 causes the Italian government to collapse and makes %s prime minister
 fragments %s
 disqualifies %s from the human race

+filters all the happy stories out of %s's Facebook feed
+reschedules %s onto a flight to TTD
+performs a machine-gun sonata for %s
+pushes a pineapple in a painful direction for %s
+calls for a government inquiry into %s
+decides %s deserves their own .fish domain
+shares its earworm with %s
+wishes %s would let it go
+demotes %s to Chief Whip
+accuses %s of handling salmon in suspicious circumstances
+throws shade at %s
+nominates %s for speedy deletion