modification of rejs' trout by art

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 94b41fd11908c88a5fb5de12b90507053b9988ba..a31cc73196f51c9052d8bd4449a30ae58ff500fe 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -311,4 +311,23 @@ anathematizes %s
 releases woodworm into %s's library
 releases Vashta Nerada into %s's library
 shreds %s then recycles the evidence
-sells %s second-hand. For cash
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+sells %s second-hand. For cash
+curries %s
+grinds %s's bones to make its bread
+airbrushes %s out of history
+replaces %s's files with XML
+tases %s
+munmaps %s
+puts a daily "kill %s" event into its calendar
+slights %s
+destroys the world because it has %s in it
+thinks %s fills a much-needed gap
+attempts to underestimate %s but fails
+circulates a pamphlet traducing %s
+fits up %s for the murder of someone photogenic
+scales %s down
+steals %s's immune system
+moves %s's home directory to a tmpfs
+uses %s as a scratch monkey
+denies %s three times
+casually pepper-sprays %s