new trout from jtn

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -849,3 +849,7 @@ replaces %s's keyboard with an Enigma machine
 s/%s//g
 containerises %s
 recalls %s
+folds %s into a paper bag and waits for them to organise their way out of it
+sends a fully armed battalion to remind %s of its love
+belabours %s with a 500-year-old prestigious sturgeon
+sends the fish van to visit %s