new trout from jtn

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -830,3 +830,26 @@ immerses %s in fifty thousand gallons of grout
 suggests %s draw eyes on an empty ice cream tub and wear it on their head
 sends %s an HTML-only trout
 conceals a small black hole in %s's sock drawer
+implements %s in C
+approves %s very slowly if at all
+puts a bollard up %s's sump
+resurrects its favourite trout Antonella and slaps %s with it
+plays slap bass with %s
+clips %s's wings
+sends %s on a camping trip to Isla Sorna
+sets 30-50 feral hogs loose in %s's yard
+zero-pads %s
+wraps %s in JSON
+sticks "%s" in air quotes
+shares a point with %s
+makes a one-fingered gesture at %s
+gives %s a three-fingered salute
+invites %s to climb a fish ladder
+replaces %s's keyboard with an Enigma machine
+s/%s//g
+containerises %s
+recalls %s
+folds %s into a paper bag and waits for them to organise their way out of it
+sends a fully armed battalion to remind %s of its love
+belabours %s with a 500-year-old prestigious sturgeon
+sends the fish van to visit %s