new trout from Emperor

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -479,3 +479,32 @@ sends %s orienteering with only Apple Maps as a navigation aid
 blacklists %s
 remixes %s into a Youtube sensation
 throws a shoe at %s
+feeds %s to the lampreys
+feeds a surfeit of lampreys to %s
+invites %s to consider the reply given in Arkell vs Pressdram
+helps %s revoke all their biometrics
+paints %s's buttocks blue
+classifies %s as spam
+trades in %s for a younger model
+wonders if there's a cash incentive for scrapping %s
+threatens to leave the country if %s wins the next election
+invades %s's personal space
+sticks %s in a cloud
+thinks %s wouldn't need to dress up for Hallowe'en
+places mines beneath %s's carpets
+demands to see %s's birth certificate
+detunes %s
+dips %s in engine oil and throws them to the robo-lesbians
+abandons %s in the Sahara with only Mark Thatcher for company
+accuses %s of piracy, murder, rape, sodomy and incest, but suppresses the more serious charges
+cuts and pastes %s
+plays the birdie song to %s for a couple of weeks
+mutes %s
+misgenders %s
+granulates %s
+removes %s from its Christmas card list
+bulldozes %s's house
+clobbers %s
+thinks %s is only good enough to play for Accrington Stanley
+distributes poisson in %s's direction
+poisons %s