new trouts from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index c7aa9617cf1d6db401c5a2c82df1a30c7cef8eb4..98cdee867a919c49021119a6ff93fd144efa4eb0 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -434,3 +434,39 @@ places four beetles in $s's bed
 finds %s even less amusing than "your mum" jokes
 drags and drops %s
 sets the vermicious knids on %s
 finds %s even less amusing than "your mum" jokes
 drags and drops %s
 sets the vermicious knids on %s

+bashes %s
+bites %s's neck
+puts jam in %s's printer
+delivers seven thousand octopuses to %s
+removes all the buttons from %s's mouse
+moderates %s
+declares %s off-topic
+throws a custard pie at %s
+fills %s's bath with ducks
+parks across %s's driveway
+replaces %s with a 1GB shell script
+waits until late Friday and then cancels %s's weekend
+perforates %s's umbrella
+flips %s the bird
+turns half of %s's USB sockets upside-down
+wishes %s's redshift were higher
+gives %s a CD of Richard Stallman's greatest hits
+gets %s to serve breakfast to Richard Stallman
+invites %s to go forth and multiply, but not in a nice way
+/ignores %s
+frustrates %s's knavish tricks
+confounds %s's politics
+indents %s
+disperses %s
+smashes %s's best china
+awards %s the wooden spoon
+pops up and insists %s accept its cookies
+glues %s to the ceiling
+refills all %s's pens with green ink
+puts %s into Room 101
+attacks %s with a pointed stick
+covers %s in gold paint
+sets TV Licensing on %s
+appends the EICAR test file to all %s's emails
+thinks %s should seek asylum in Ecuador
+thinks %s should seek an asylum in Ecuador