court-martials %s
suggests %s stick a pair of underpants on their head and pencils up their nose
demands the source code to %s
-places four beetles in $s's bed
+places four beetles in %s's bed
finds %s even less amusing than "your mum" jokes
drags and drops %s
sets the vermicious knids on %s
removes all the buttons from %s's mouse
moderates %s
declares %s off-topic
-throws a custard pie at %s
fills %s's bath with ducks
parks across %s's driveway
replaces %s with a 1GB shell script
multiplies %s by zero
divides %s by zero
declares %s to be illegal, unworkable, and counter productive
-grudgingly conceeds that %s is not as bad as NFS
+grudgingly concedes that %s is not as bad as NFS
causes "eaten by wolves" to appear on %s's screen
makes kittens illegal just to annoy %s
books the WBC to protest %s's funeral
accuses %s of handling salmon in suspicious circumstances
throws shade at %s
nominates %s for speedy deletion
+calls %s a monkey
+wishes %s would declare independence
+props %s up on bricks and steals all their wheels
+throws %s into an oubliette
+pushes %s out of a barnacle goose nest
+thinks there's something of the night about %s
+reckons %s couldn't outwit George W Bush
+gratuitously inserts punctuation into %s
+decorates %s with heavy-metal umlauts
+calls %s a pleb, then denies ever having done so
+changes %s's ringtone to "Agadoo"
+showers %s in unexpected raisins
+promises not to cancel cuts to the %s budget
+takes the sky from %s
+nerve-staples %s
+distims %s's doshes
+claims to be offended by %s and asks them to hide in a corner under a tablecloth
+trims %s
+sends %s an AOL CD
+crimps %s's bottom
+offers %s sartorial tips from Michael Portillo
+nominates %s for seedy depletion
+serves inferior fish to %s
+concretizes %s
+octofurcates %s
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