new slashes froms rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 98cdee867a919c49021119a6ff93fd144efa4eb0..9409b6755b576742e915063b1b850ae018ab9579 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -470,3 +470,27 @@ sets TV Licensing on %s
 appends the EICAR test file to all %s's emails
 thinks %s should seek asylum in Ecuador
 thinks %s should seek an asylum in Ecuador
+thinks %s is only good enough to play for Accrington Stanley
+decommissions %s
+brings %s the head of Alfredo Garcia
+sends the Go Compare man to sing at %s
+sets a band of Russian meerkats on %s
+sends %s orienteering with only Apple Maps as a navigation aid
+blacklists %s
+remixes %s into a Youtube sensation
+throws a shoe at %s
+feeds %s to the lampreys
+feeds a surfeit of lampreys to %s
+invites %s to consider the reply given in Arkell vs Pressdram
+helps %s revoke all their biometrics
+paints %s's buttocks blue
+classifies %s as spam
+trades in %s for a younger model
+wonders if there's a cash incentive for scrapping %s
+threatens to leave the country if %s wins the next election
+invades %s's personal space
+sticks %s in a cloud
+thinks %s wouldn't need to dress up for Hallowe'en
+places mines beneath %s's carpets
+demands to see %s's birth certificate
+detunes %s