new trouts from anon

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 hits %s with a wet trout.
 thwaps %s with a five-mile-long spacestation.
 sacrifices %s to dark gods.
-bites his thumb at %s.
+bites its thumb at %s.
 replaces %s with a 2-line shell script
 takes off and nukes %s from orbit
 treats %s with the contempt they deserve
@@ -32,14 +32,14 @@ annihilates %s
 wonders what God was thinking of when He made %s
 removes %s from the gene pool
 performs a lube-less rectal on %s
-uses %s to practice his orthopedic surgery on
+uses %s to practice its orthopedic surgery on
 thinks %s would make excellent road-kill
 plays basketball with %s's head
 drops %s down a deep well
 covers %s in blancmange
 napalms %s
 finds %s particularly irksome
-feeds %s to his pet dog
+feeds %s to its pet dog
 reminds %s that life is not a game of Nethack
 thinks that %s would give a cannibal nausea
 wonders if %s is ever going to become a swan
@@ -158,3 +158,15 @@ invests all of %s's money in a high-grade structured credit strategy enhanced le
 plays the viola at %s.
 thinks %s is comparable to iprocurement at its best
 defenestrates %s
+suggests %s re-installs Windows
+winders if %s has tried turning it off and then back on again
+sticks %s's head in a pig
+dices %s and jumps up and down on the bits
+reboots %s to apply patches
+erects a Faraday cage around %s
+offers %s natto
+pops up and offers %s help with their Word documents
+rains herring on %s
+throws a bucket of sprats at %s
+hurls anchovies at %s
+covers %s in eels