new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 8a550bff6fa0ac1a56030dc56ed3d22c93194e3c..8d3e83f55d2101880d6705e7e96ea5d20e5f40c0 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -258,3 +258,18 @@ writes 'I <3 U' in weedkiller on %s's lawn
 treats %s to 30,000 words on blancmange in popular culture
 vandalises %s's wikipedia entry
 adds #! /usr/bin/perl to the top of %s's python scripts
+pen-tests %s
+steals %s's vital bodily fluids
+hides a bomb in %s's cornflakes
+replaces %s's files with zalgo
+corrupts %s's DNA
+lies in wait for %s with a taser, some rubber tubing and a hacksaw
+shivs %s
+tells the Daily Mail all about %s
+puts a spring-loaded cactus in %s's toilet
+shops %s to the police
+varnishes %s's cake 
+malfunctions and machine-guns %s to death
+disarms %s, and then kills them anyway
+forces %s to sit through a week of compliance training
+blames %s