new trout from fivemack

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 92f31853dd0dd095322f4cba2bebd384520647be..8878974e39ae254699c1589431a76b60925ec788 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -586,3 +586,6 @@ refuses to raise %s's debt ceiling
 gives %s a reminder to call the vet
 stores %s in a cool dark place, away from strong odours
 compares %s to the null trout
+folds %s into an elaborate origami representation of nothing
+discovers that %s cannot be repaired using common workshop tools
+decides that %s's genitalia would not be much use as a trout