new trout, flirt, and slash from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 28129a0d4c00fef5303855da807411b05c09f6ef..86e45891b240dea71e2f9aca876141cc612b1351 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -242,3 +242,12 @@ inserts a lemon into %s
 irradiates %s
 exposes %s to ebola
 hollows out %s
+translates all %s's code into BOURNEGOL
+encrypts %s and throws away the key
+posts %s half a giraffe
+buries %s in elephant dung
+'accidentally' steps on %s's toes
+puts laxatives in %s's chocolate
+books %s on a holiday in Fukushima
+rmgroups %s
+compresses %s