new trout from rjk (ref Stross)

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index dd374c3270f56808308d2d294c82db2d4bb80a1e..86c2758aacb817465ac463af8e6eeabe0751fdac 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -609,3 +609,11 @@ optimises %s to a NOP
 causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction
 multiplies %s by zero
 divides %s by zero
+declares %s to be illegal, unworkable, and counter productive
+grudgingly conceeds that %s is not as bad as NFS
+causes "eaten by wolves" to appear on %s's screen
+makes kittens illegal just to annoy %s
+books the WBC to protest %s's funeral
+ditches %s's skin
+wonders whether to bother stunning %s
+slave-chips %s