new flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
old mode 100644 (file)
new mode 100755 (executable)
index c51d074..817ec72
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -263,3 +263,19 @@ steals %s's vital bodily fluids
 hides a bomb in %s's cornflakes
 replaces %s's files with zalgo
 corrupts %s's DNA
+lies in wait for %s with a taser, some rubber tubing and a hacksaw
+shivs %s
+tells the Daily Mail all about %s
+puts a spring-loaded cactus in %s's toilet
+shops %s to the police
+varnishes %s's cake 
+malfunctions and machine-guns %s to death
+disarms %s, and then kills them anyway
+forces %s to sit through a week of compliance training
+blames %s
+challenges %s to a duel
+removes %'s atoms
+removes %'s electrons
+sends %s a SIGINT
+sends %s a SIGKILL
+rents %s's skull to a hermit crab